Have you ever wondered what would happen if you flat out wailed on someone that really really deserves it? I wonder all the frickin time. Today especially, I wish I was this cute while fighting. I want to just beat the crap out of some people BUT I WON’T. Partially because that’s mean and partially because, unfortunately, only a little Hawaiian girl could look this ridiculously adorbs while beating someone up; I would be judged ferreal. You can get away with way more stuff if you look presh while doing it.
I wish I was Hawaiian. I want to be Lilo when I grow up. Little ginger skankypoo there totes deserved it; and some others totes do too.